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Sex Dictionary

angry dragon - n.
Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.

**** snot - n.
Humorous term for semen

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

facesitting - n.
A fetish practice where a woman sits on a man's face, smothering him.  

gorilla salad - n.
Pubic hair.

smurf - v.
Slapping someone in the face with your penis

Laws

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

In China, women are prohibited from walking around a hotel room in the nude. A woman may be naked only while in the bathroom.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.